"Bizarro 2002"

Remember the “Bizarro Jerry” episode of Seinfeld? Elaine ditches Jerry, George, and Kramer to associate with her new friends Kevin, Gene, and Feldman, that turn out to look exactly like her former cohorts, but act almost the complete opposite. Jerry refers to them as her “bizarro friends” in reference to the alternate Superman universe “where up is down and down is up”. Well, now that we are approaching 2007, looking back at this past year; I think it’s safe to say that 2006 could be considered “Bizarro 2002”.

Think about it:

In 2002, Ohio State finished the regular season undefeated, waiting to play in the National Championship game in Tempe, Arizona. After managing to barely squeak past each of their opponents throughout the season, they were the heavy underdogs heading into the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl against a flashier #1 team. In 2006, the Scarlet and Gray finished the regular season undefeated, waiting to play in the National Championship game in Glendale, Arizona. After dominating their schedule, the Buckeyes are heavy favorites to win the Tostitos National Championship Game, against a team that barely played their way to up to #2 (Now, I’ve said before in this blog, I don’t think you can compare the 2006 Florida Gators to the 2002 Ohio State Buckeyes, because the Gators have a loss, while the Buckeyes were undefeated, but forgive me for the sake of this argument)...

In 2002, Maurice Clarrett dominated the headlines for his on-the-field performance. In 2006, Maruice Clarrett dominated the headlines with his off-the-field performance...

In 2002, a second year coach for the Cleveland Browns led his team to the brink of the playoffs. In 2006, a second year coach for the Cleveland Browns led his team to the brink of disaster. (Still don’t believe its “Bizarro 2002”? At some point this Sunday, the last day of the year, Ken Dorsey will be starting at Quarterback and will probably connect with Kellen Winslow Jr., and they’ll be playing for an Ohio team…and I’ll be rooting for them.)...

Anyway, you get my point. All in all, 2006 was a great year for those who rooted for THEE Ohio State University, and a not-so-great year for those who rooted for “That City by the Lake” (and a roller coaster ride for those, like me, who rooted for both). So as we countdown to 2007, let me countdown my Top 5 storylines from 2006.

5) Pronk Power

It was a disappointing year for the Cleveland Indians as they were the pre-season favorites to win the A.L. Central and perhaps contend for the World Series. The Tribe had good hitting and good pitching, then the season started, and yada-yada-yada they finished 4th in their division. Travis Hafner delivered the best storyline from an otherwise substandard year, hitting a record 6 grand slams, tying Don Mattingly for the most in a single-season.

4) Wherefore Art Thou?

Romeo Crennel continues to show that he is in way over his head, not winning a single game within the division for the first time in 50 years, and on the verge of going 4 and 12 for the second consecutive season. One of the positives that can be taken from this otherwise dismal campaign, Kellen Winslow Jr., Braylon Edwards, and Kamerion Wimbley (the Browns’ last three #1 picks) have each played full seasons and have each competed at a high level – even though Edwards is starting to become a real problem in the locker room. Regardless, this is encouraging considering how snake-bitten our #1 picks have been since the Browns returned to the league in '99 (damn, I just jinxed them).

3) The Year of the Rivalry

For the first time in the long history of the rivalry, Ohio State and Michigan faced each other as the top 2 teams in the country (and both with undefeated records). The game on November 18th dominated the headlines for the last 4 weeks of the regular season, and with a 42-39 win by the Bucks, it was as good as advertised. Mini-rivalries with Texas and Florida over the past year have also added to the enjoyment of Ohio State's sprint to the Championship. The White Sox and Indians hate-fest picked up where it left off the previous season (although it didn’t turn out to be as big as it should have been). And the Cavs found competition that will stand between them and the NBA Championship in the coming years, namely the Washington Wizards and the Detroit Pistons.

2) Basketball is Back!

Before LBJ, basketball in Ohio had been pathetic (with exception to Ohio State making the Final Four in 1999). However, a great season by the Cavs, taking the defending champion Detroit Pistons to Game 7 of the Quarterfinals, and brought a relevant playoff series back to Cleveland. Those who had their eye on incoming freshmen Greg Oden and the Thad Five, missed the Buckeyes come out of nowhere to win an outright Big Ten title and snag a #2 seed in the NCAA Tournament (not to mention how much fun the Buckeyes are to watch this season). As The Rock would say: "FINALLY...Basketball has COME BACK...to O-HI-O!

1) #1 With a Bullet

Troy Smith started the year off as MVP of the Fiesta Bowl and built on that success by delivering nothing short of the greatest season ever by an Ohio State quarterback (not to mention becoming the first Quarterback at TOSU to win the Heisman Trophy). Overall, the Buckeyes won 13 games in 2006 (losing 0), and hope to start 2007 where it left off, by winning a bowl game in the desert.

Looking back, 2006 was pretty fun for Ohio Sports. It was a great year to be a Buckeye and for the first time in a long time we saw a meaningful playoff run by a Cleveland team. Moving forward, 2007 will either start with a bang or with a bust, but I'll always remember 2006 as the year we time traveled back to 2002, even if it was "bizarro" (Good Times!).

(Heis)Man of Troy

Glance towards the sideline of any Ohio State game and you’ll find one constant. Whether it’s 1st and goal with a 30-point lead over Michigan State or 4th and 12 in overtime of the National Championship game, Jim Tressel paces the sidelines, sporting his trademark sweater vest, as a monument to calm, cool, collectiveness. Twice since THEE Ohio State University hired him as head coach, have I seen Jim Tressel lose his composure. The first was following the 2003 Fiesta Bowl (celebrating his first Division 1A National Championship). The second came on Saturday when Troy Smith won the Heisman Trophy. With tears in his eyes, Tressel watched his quarterback walk up to the podium, accept the coveted award, and take his rightful place among the College Football all-time greats. 5 years of hard work, perseverance, and dedication culminating in one great moment shared by two great individuals.

(The irony is, 5 years ago, 2 High School athletes from similar backgrounds with similar talents came to Ohio State in Jim Tressel’s first great recruiting class. Maurice Clarett was the jewel, the guy who would join the long list of great Buckeye running backs, Troy Smith was the last man signed, without a position and simply listed as “athlete”. Over the next few years, each would get into trouble, and each would serve suspensions. However, in the end, the “athlete” will go down as the greatest Ohio State Quarterback ever, while the “jewel” is currently a resident of the Franklin County Corrections Center serving a minimum 3 and a half-year prison sentence. What does that tell you about the choices a person makes?)

There is no doubt that Troy Smith IS the best quarterback ever to wear the Scarlet and Gray (you can even argue that he has a chance to be the greatest Buckeye ever). He is the first Big Ten Quarterback to win the Heisman. He is second only to OJ Simpson in Heisman voting margin of victory (OJ beat Leroy Keyes by 1,750 points, while Troy beat Darren McFadden by 1,662), his 801 first place votes are also second all-time behind the Juice, but his 86.7% of the first place votes is a Heisman record.

So when he was at the podium this past Saturday, I got to thinking about my favorite Troy Smith moment. The problem is, he has dazzled us so many different times, that I can’t come up with just one. Since I couldn't decide on one, here are my Top 5 most memorable Troy Smith moments:

5.) September 9, 2006: “A Texas-Sized Payback”
Austin, Texas - With the score tied 7-7, Troy Smith hits Ted Ginn Jr. with a perfect 29-yard over-the-shoulder touchdown pass with 16 seconds left in the first half. The Buckeyes took the lead into halftime and never relinquished it. Smith finished with 269 yards passing and 2 touchdowns in route to a 24-7 victory.

4.) September 23, 2006: “Exorcising the Demons”
Columbus, Ohio – Penn State, the only team to give Troy Smith problems in his great career, was once again proving a worthy opponent, that is until Troy Smith delivered what would become the signature play of his Heisman campaign. With the Buckeyes nursing a slight lead, Smith dropped back to pass, rolled right, avoided a sure sack by turning on a dime, reversing course, and hitting Brian Robiskie in stride for a 37-yard back-breaking touchdown pass. The Buckeyes go on to win 28-6.

3.) November 20, 2004: “A Star is Born”
Columbus, Ohio – In his coming out party, Troy Smith hits Tony Gonzalez with a 68-yard touchdown bomb on the 5th play of the game. His first of three victories over Michigan, unranked Ohio State went on to upset #7 Michigan. He finished with 241 yards passing (2 touchdowns) and also running for another 145 yards.

2.) November 18, 2006: “The Game”
Columbus, Ohio – Curious to see how Troy Smith might do in the NFL? Look no further than “The Game of the Century”. Troy Smith locked down the Heisman Trophy with his 316-yard, 4-touchdown performance, leading #1 Ohio State over #2 Michigan. Smith hit Ted Ginn Jr. for a 39-yard end zone strike on a play-action fake to take a 2-touchdown lead. Although Michigan fought back, Smith held on to cap off his third straight win over that team up North and clinched a spot in the BCS National Championship game.

1.) November 19, 2005: “The Comeback”
Ann Arbor, Michigan – With 47 seconds left in the game, and the Buckeyes down by 2 points, Troy Smith hits Anthony Gonzalez for 26-yards to set up the game-winning score. Since I can’t begin to explain it, see it for yourself (little did we know, you could have mailed the Heisman to him right then and there):



I feel privileged to have been able to watch Troy Smith grow as a person and as a player over the last few years and it will be bittersweet to see him suit up for the last time. Lets hope that the best Troy Smith moment comes after the game on January 8th, when he holds up the Crystal Football. Then we can look back on his career at Ohio State not only as a Heisman Trophy winner, but also as a National Champion. And you never know, maybe, just maybe, we’ll get to see Jim Tressel show his emotions for the third time in 6 years (but don’t count on it).

Anything Can Happen

There was no way USC was going to lose to UCLA. They were going to rollover the Bruins, lockdown that #2 BCS spot, and book a ticket to Glendale, Arizona for a shot at the National Championship. Everyone was happy and the BCS was saved for at least one more year. Of course its never that simple in college football. Ask head coach Karl Dorrell if there was any way UCLA could’ve beaten the Trojans. Ask Pete Carroll the same question and you’d get the same answer. Ask Lloyd Carr if one game can change a rivalry. Ask Urban Meyer if his team deserves to play in the National Championship, or ask Jim Tressel what an underdog can do in the desert. My point is this, in college football, on any given day, anything can happen.

UCLA’s upset over USC sent shock waves through the NCAA and sent the BCS into an absolute frenzy. In the end, Florida won the popular vote against Michigan and will face The Ohio State University for the National Championship. But did the BCS get it right? I think so. Out of 4 teams that had a chance at the title game, Ohio State and Florida each won their last game, while Michigan and USC each lost their last game. Michigan’s only loss came in the Horseshoe to the #1 team in the country by 3 points, while Florida’s only loss came on the road in Auburn, on a controversial call in the closing minutes. Now, since its ridiculous to compare who should play for the national title by deciding who had the better loss, let’s see who had a tougher schedule. Florida finished with a 3-1 record against ranked teams, while Michigan finished with a 1-1 record. Florida defeated 9 bowl eligible teams (faced 10) while Michigan defeated 6 bowl eligible teams (faced 7). Florida won their Conference, Michigan didn’t.

So forgive me if I don’t feel the least bit sorry for the Maze and Blue. In fact, forgive me for enjoying it too much (You know in National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, when Clark Griswold opens up his Christmas bonus, only to find it’s a 12-month subscription to the Jelly-of-the-Month club? I like to picture Lloyd Carr watching the BCS Selection show, expecting a bid to the National Championship game, getting the Rose Bowl game, then completely losing it - kicking everything thing in site, stumbling over to the side, and taking a giant swig of eggnog, “It’s good, it’s good!")! Old Lloyd should be happy it isn’t 10 years ago. If it was, the bowl picture would look like this; Ohio State would be playing USC in the Rose Bowl, Florida would be playing in the Sugar Bowl, and Michigan would be stuck in Tampa playing for the Outback Bowl. So get over it! Go win the Rose Bowl and prove you deserve to play on January 8th. Until then, take it like a man (By the way, seeing how things shook out this year, I think we might be on the verge of getting even with Michigan for all those John Cooper years…but, not quite yet).

The last thing I’ll say about the BCS is this: Its pretty close to getting this whole College Football National Championship thing right. I would have no problem with using polls to decide the rankings, if it weren’t for people like Jim Walden. Who is Jim Walden and why does Iowa State’s old Head Coach have anything to do with the 2006 National Championship you ask? Well, he voted in the Harris Poll and his top 3 went like this - 1) Florida, 2) Ohio State, 3) Michigan. What? Florida is #1? Shenanigans! Yet, this is someone who has a say in who should play in the National Championship. And as long as you give dopes like Jim Walden a voice, the system will always be flawed.

Regardless, we finally have our match up. The Ohio State Buckeyes will face the Florida Gators on January 8th in Glendale, Arizona for all the Tostitos. But if you can’t wait until then, wet your whistle on December 23rd. That’s when Greg Oden and the rest of the Scarlet and Gray Basketball Team head to a hostile Gainesville to face the Gators on the hardwood floor (By the way, one of the most interesting storylines that absolutely nobody is talking about is when Oden came to Columbus, the hot topic was “Could the Buckeyes win the Football and Basketball Championship in the same year?” At the time, I shrugged it off as being ridiculous, until I saw both teams play. Now I think it could potentially happen. But as Lee Corso would say, “Not so fast my friend!” Look who just won the National Championship in Basketball and is now playing for the National Championship in Football – yep, you guessed it. I don’t really know how I feel about that, but it is definitely interesting).

Let me close with a warning to Buckeye Nation. We have a chance to do something great - no team has ever beaten three teams ranked #2 in the same season. But don't look past the Gators. For the next 32 days, they'll hear about how they don’t belong in the National Championship. For the next 32 days, when our guys are collecting trophies, Florida will be hearing about how they don’t even belong on the same field as this Ohio State team. For the next 32 days, these Gators will here about how there is no way they can win. So just remember…in college football, on any given day, anything can happen…especially in January…especially in Arizona. Just ask Larry Coker.